“My Other Car is a Ninja Cooler”: The Ninja FrostVault
With its sturdy, sand-ready wheels and cavernous interior, the Ninja FrostVault is like an ATV for your many beach snacks. This massive, dad-coded cooler keeps cold cuts perfectly chilled for literal days, perfect for camping trips and other expeditions, and it includes a chilled dry zone that keeps dry stuff fridge-cold and never soggy for all your Type A packing needs.
“I’m Studying for My Level 2 Somm Exam”: A Wine-Optimized Cooler Bag
Only you, a wine rep who likes to crush grapes in quaint villages on your off time, can truly know the best bottle for every occasion. It’s a gift and a burden, but fortunately, Monti’s soft quilted Mayfly cooler backpack can house three of your favorites.
This is the kind of conspicuous cooler that telegraphs, “I own a boat,” and not just because the design was, according to Business & Pleasure, “inspired by European car designs and luxury speed boats,” though that helps. After snagging a can of Nomadica Bubbly Rosé from its roomy 35-quart interior, you can sit back on this cooler’s detachable cushion and marvel at its sumptuous teak lid, glossy finish, and snazzy gold handles as you sail off into the sunset.
You often find yourself in bear country, and thus, you need a cooler that is not only bear-proof but also comes with a lifetime warranty just in case a grizzly tries any funny stuff. The PRO 45 Quart Canyon Cooler was built to hold a weekend’s worth of food and drink for two (or an overnight’s worth of stuff for four, or 15 minute’s worth of food for a bear), and since it was designed for enjoying in the great outdoors where gadget multitasking is mandatory, the included cooler divider also doubles as a food-safe surface.
Stay cool, kids.
