We’re holding general auditions for our TWO Fringe Musicals: Voldemort & The Teenage Hogwarts Musical Parody and Pair of Guys Lost simultaneously. You’ll have the opportunity to indicate which show(s) or character(s) you’re interested in, allowing those interested in both to audition just once.
Audition Dates: March 14 & 15, 2025
Sign-up Deadline: March 10, 2025 (by midnight)
Time: 6:00 PM – 10:00 PM (You will be able to sign up for 10-minute slots once you’re invited)
For show synopsis and character lists, visit our website: www.darkstageproductions.com
HOW TO APPLY:
To be considered, please email your resume and headshot to [email protected] with the subject line: Fringe Audition – And Your Name.
We will contact selected applicants no later than March 11, but likely sooner for those who apply early. At that point, you will select an audition date and time.
Due to the high volume of resumes we’ve already received, and our limited time, only successful applicants will be contacted to audition. You will receive an email with a link to select an audition time slot. We ask that you please cancel if you are unable to make your time so we can make room for those on the waitlist.
FURTHER INFORMATION:
Auditions Location: Viastrat Office: #24 Inglewood Drive, St. Albert, T8N 6K4
(Please note: Rehearsals and performances will mostly take place in Edmonton.)
Callbacks: March 18, 2025 – Includes chemistry reads, a dance call, and solo and group singing.
What to Prepare: A comedic monologue (max 2 minutes and does not need to be memorized). A song selection from a contemporary musical or popular music.
Music Support: An accompanist will be available. A Bluetooth speaker will also be provided for those using backing tracks.
Rehearsals: Rehearsals begin in mid-April, starting 1-2 days a week and increasing to 3 days a week in July and August as needed. Depending on need and availability, rehearsals will be held in various locations in Edmonton, St. Albert, and Leduc.
Performances: 8 dates (TBD, Between August 14-24 at the Edmonton Fringe, Venue TBD)
Compensation: This is a profit-sharing project where earnings are distributed equally after ticket sales and expense recoupment.
VOLDEMORT & THE TEENAGE HOGWARTS MUSICAL PARODY:
Synopsis
Before he became the Dark Lord, Tom Riddle was just another awkward Hogwarts teen with a flair for dramatics and a questionable obsession with snakes. Join young Tom and his classmates in a riotous musical adventure as he stumbles through love, legacy, and the fine art of soul-splitting—set to anthems so powerful, they might just be… unforgivable. Packed with magic, mischief, and a dangerously high dose of Parseltongue, this over-the-top origin story will leave you spellbound.
And the best part? Because it’s a parody, not a single Galleon will go to She Who Should Not Be Named.
Characters
Character gender descriptions reflect how the characters identify within the show, regardless of the actor’s gender identity. All roles involve dancing, but no professional training is required. We’ll do our best to accommodate everyone.
Derald Bacon (Male 18+, Tenor)
A mysterious and dynamic character who undergoes a significant transformation throughout the show. Needs an actor who can balance humor with an emotional arc.
Genevieve Griffyndor (Female 18+ Soprano with a Strong Belt)
Hogwarts’ own “Mean Girl.” She’s glamorous, cunning, and commands attention. Think Regina George. Strong comedic timing and vocal confidence required.
Hagrid (Male, 18+, Strong Bari-Tenor) *CASTED*
A lovable, larger-than-life character with an operatic singing ambition. Needs an actor who can bring warmth, humor, and a touch of dramatic flair to the role.
Muffin Rows (Female, 18+, Mezzo-soprano with a Strong Belt) *CASTED*
A devoted Hufflepuff with a heart of gold. Full of charm and energy, Muffin is the comic relief in many moments. Ideal for someone with strong physical comedy skills.
Myrtle Warren (18+, Alto-Mezzo-Soprano)
Before she was Moaning Myrtle, she was just an awkward, ostracized student at Hogwarts. Sweet yet hilariously dramatic, this role requires an expressive performer who can make the audience laugh and sympathize at the same time.
Professor Al (Any gender, 25+, Bari-Tenor,dry humor & authoritative) *CASTED*
A sharp-witted, no-nonsense, queer Hogwarts professor with a perpetually exasperated attitude. Perfect for someone with strong deadpan comedic timing.
Tom Riddle (Male, 18+, Very Strong Mixed Voiced Tenor)
The future Dark Lord, but for now, just an awkward teen with big dreams (and a questionable moral compass). Needs an actor who can show both comedic vulnerability and a hint of ominous darkness.
PAIR OF GUYS LOST:
Synopsis
Pair of Guys Lost is an original satirical comedy musical with a fresh electropop score and all-new songs. A sharp-witted reimagining of The Book of Genesis and John Milton’s Paradise Lost, it blends biting humor, a queer twist, and an infectious soundtrack. When a self-absorbed, blustering God—who bears a striking resemblance to a certain U.S. president—accidentally creates two men instead of the intended male-female pair, he insists it was his greatest, most tremendous creation—flawless, of course. As the pair explores their world, contradictions pile up, logic unravels, and they unexpectedly fall for each other. But while love blossoms in Eden, the real chaos and hilarity come with God’s erratic rule, his fragile ego, and his desperate attempts to control a universe that’s quickly slipping through his tiny, definitely-not-small hands.
Characters
Character gender descriptions reflect how the characters identify within the show, regardless of the actor’s gender identity. This is a very dance-heavy show requiring you to learn some intricate choreography.
Adam (Male 18+ Tenor, Dancer)
A timid introvert devoted to his creator, deeply sensitive but guarded. Content in his solitude, he never longed for connection—until Steve enters his life, awakening emotions he never expected. His journey is one of self-discovery as he grapples with love, doubt, and the courage to question everything he’s been told.
Steve (Male 18+ Tenor, Dancer)
The opposite of Adam—outgoing, fearless, and cocky, with a rebellious streak. Steve constantly challenges the world around him, pushing boundaries and questioning everything. His charisma and sharp wit mask an earnest desire to uncover the truth.
God (Male Presenting 25+, Baritone)
A parody of Donald Trump—boastful, insecure, and obsessed with control. Requires a strong Trump impersonation, including his speech patterns and physicality. He sings and dances (or at least moves with intent) in a way that reflects his over-the-top bravado.
Special Skills: Strong comedic timing, ability to embody Trump’s mannerisms
Snake / Ensemble (Non Gender Specific, 18+, Tenor – Meso-Soprano, Dancer)
Not a villain, but a wise, calm, and insightful guide who encourages Adam and Steve to think critically. The snake offers truth rather than temptation, gently leading them toward self-awareness. Must be able to shift between grounding wisdom and playful wit.
Host of Angels
A trio of comedic, ever-present narrators with big personalities, delivering witty commentary and playful banter. Think of them as omniscient hype-people—reacting, joking, and pushing the story forward with energy and attitude. They also double as various dancers and singers throughout the show.
All roles are non-gender specific but require strong vocal ability, particularly in performing complex harmonies. Vocal ranges can be negotiated and moved around.
Lyra/Ensemble 18+
A dramatic and eccentric figure—a full Moira Rose impersonation, complete with flowery, lyrical speech and wig changes. They thrive on theatrics and even more on making everything about themselves.
Special Skills: A convincing Moira Rose impersonation.
Gloria/Ensemble 18+
A fabulous, sharp-tongued diva with a presence as significant as their opinions. Think drag-queen energy—bold, hilarious, and effortlessly commanding every room they enter. They deliver cutting wit and sharp comebacks with impeccable comedic timing.
Hope/Ensemble 18+
The wide-eyed romantic of the group, endlessly rooting for love to prevail. Hope’s belief in the power of love is both sincere and over-the-top, making them an earnest yet comedic presence.
