It is time to resume and even escalate my war on the really nice people of the world.
I had hoped that this would not be necessary, but the stakes are too high.
In my first salvo in what became a raging conflict nearly two years ago, I documented how really nice people are arguably the most dangerous creatures on Earth, empowering bad leaders with their remarkable gullibility and lack of critical thought – Really nice people are a really big problem
I then hit Really Nice Nation (RNN) with a second burst of verbal artillery that would surely wipe the smiles off the faces of the polite platoons, explaining how those who do a lot of recycling are among the worst environmental offenders on the planet – My war against really nice people – Part 2
For a while, it seemed as though they had been conquered. As RNN heroes such as Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau fell from grace with resounding thuds, it seemed as though logic, common sense, and critical thinking were making a comeback.
All was good on the western front.
But in a tariffying twist, newly elected U.S. President Donald Trump galvanized really nice people across the globe. RNN desperately needed a very simple, straight-forward cause to get behind, and Trump delivered it on a platter.
Suddenly, the deceit, corruption and economic ineptitude that have marked nine years of Liberal rule in Canada do not matter.
Really nice people are on the warpath once again. Just like they were when Justin demanded that they don masks, roll up their sleeves for ineffective yet dangerous drugs, and discriminate against people who did not do the same.
Just like they were when Justin said they had to pay more for carbon … because, of course, really nice people in Canada know that they can stop climate change by becoming more impoverished and punishing the very industry that gives them their really nice standard of living.
Here we go again. Really Nice Nation has indeed risen from the asses.
Really nice people are now saying really nice things about newly appointed Prime Minister Mark Carney, who in recent years has been part of the Liberal braintrust, directly advising Justin Trudeau.
Really nice people say that Carney’s credentials as a financial leader make him the best choice in the next election … even though RNN voted for a drama teacher in each of the previous three federal elections. (What could go wrong?)
Really nice people are the goldfish of society when it comes to the shortcomings of their leaders. All you need is a decent speech condemning Donald Trump, and you have the unquestioning loyalty of Really Nice Nation.
Well, here comes Stage 3 of my war against really nice people. It will not be pretty as I introduce weapons of mass cognitive destruction such as facts and logic.
I start with this truth bomb from last year – Is Canada broken or not? – and I will not relent until RNN has surrendered.
If I manage to secure victory in this pivotal conflict, it will be one small step for a man, one giant leap over kindman.