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Forget Space Balls, this forgotten Star Wars parody nails the worst thing about Luke Skywalker
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Forget Space Balls, this forgotten Star Wars parody nails the worst thing about Luke Skywalker

5 May 20263 Mins Read

“A long time ago… If there were thumbs in space and they got mad at each other there would be… THUMB WARS.”

Thus begins Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle, the 1999 Star Wars satire that time forgot. Released almost a decade after Spaceballs set the gold standard for sci-fi spoofery, this 30-minute short film from Steve Oedekerk (the director of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls) tried to put a fresh spin on the iconic franchise. Nearly three decades later, with Spaceballs poised for a comeback, Thumb Wars is mostly forgotten. But this May 5, as Polygon celebrates the spoofs, satires, imitators, and copycats that Star Wars inspired, it’s worth revisiting The Phantom Cuticle for the one thing it got right:

Luke Skywalker is a little whiny brat — at least in the first movie.

OK, before you scroll down and come for me in the comments, hear me out. In A New Hope, Mark Hamill plays Luke as a young man in arrested adolescence. When we first meet him, all Luke wants to do is hang out with friends at Tosche Station. It takes a major event like the Empire murdering his aunt and uncle in cold blood to shock Luke into action.

In the years and movies that followed, Hamill’s protagonist evolved into a near-unstoppable space samurai messiah. Once you’ve seen him kick Jabba’s butt in Return of the Jedi or make the ultimate sacrifice in The Last Jedi, it’s hard to remember that he’s pretty dang annoying in A New Hope. But Steve Oedekerk remembers.

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In Thumb Wars, our hero, Loke Groundrunner, complains about pretty much everything he’s asked to do. He whines and prattles his way through the first 15 minutes or so of the story before finally springing into action.

In one early scene, when his uncle asks him to help with the harvest, Loke replies: “Harvest, harvest, harvest. All you care about is the stupid harvest! You don’t care about me. I wanna see the universe! You don’t know who I am inside! You never have! I’m gonna run away and never come back, ever!”

Soon after, when Loke meets Oobeedoob Benubi, the Thumb Wars version of Obi-Wan Kenobi immediately calls him out for it. “Man, you are a whiner,” Oobeedoob says.

Beyond its surprisingly accurate portrayal of Luke Skywalker, Thumb Wars is a fairly silly satire — and that’s a good thing. From the simple animation (literal thumbs with faces animated on top) to countless dumb names like Princess Bunhead, Black Helmet Man, and Gabba the Butt, there’s plenty to love (or at least chuckle at). Oedekerk also manages to mix in elements from multiple Star Wars movies, including a brief appearance from a Yoda-like puppet and the big reveal that Black Helmet Man is actually Loke’s… mother.

Ironically, while the full title, Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle, is an obvious play on The Phantom Menace, which released that same month, there’s no actual reference here to anything from Star Wars: Episode I. But that’s probably for the best. Trying to jam even more Star Wars into a 30-minute short only would have made this spoof even more cringey.

The truth is, Thumb Wars is nobody’s favorite Star Wars satire — and that’s fine. They can’t all be Spaceballs. But what this bizarre spoof has going for it is the ability to see through a cloud of mythology and remind us all that Luke Skywalker has always been kind of a brat.

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