Step aside Donald – I am gunning for the Nobel Peace Prize

With the United States having initiated military conflict with numerous nations in recent months, I think it is safe to say that Donald Trump will once again fail to win the Nobel Peace Prize for 2026.

It’s anybody’s game now, and I am going to throw my BIG Media hat in the ring.

I have cleared a spot on the mantel, so now all we need to do is stop some wars.

We start by declaring a truce in my war against really nice people.

I believe that it was a just war and that we had to go in with both barrels blazing in order to defend ourselves agains Really Nice Nation (RNN). Last year, we presented compelling evidence that RNN possessed weapons of mass submission.

Really nice people are a really big problem

My war against really nice people – Part 2

My war against really nice people – Stage 3

Acting decisively was a moral imperative. Now, having achieved many of our objectives – and with our eyes on the Peace Prize – it is time to lay down our arms and words.

We hereby declare peace with the gullible and overly trusting.

We will go forward in a spirit of kindness and co-operation. I will no longer refer to RNN as woolly farm animals – I refuse to be sheepish about my accurate opinions

And I will continue to empower our former rivals with practical knowledge, through the work of our incredible editorial team – BIG team growing in number and geographic diversity

In doing so, we make it unlikely that RNN will align itself with evil forces.

If I am to win the Nobel Peace Prize, I will be over the moon. It will be one small step for a man, one giant leap over kindman.

(Rob Driscoll – BIG Media Ltd., 2026)