In the action drama that is our modern life, far too many people have been consuming a steady diet of blue bills. And I am not talking about the blue pills that inspire aging leading men to reach the climax before their character is removed from the script.
Rather, I am referring to the blue pills that allow people to continue living in (sometimes) blissful ignorance under the illusion of the Matrix.
Those unwilling to take the other pill should stop reading now, as I am about to provide a digital dose of red-pill reality. For many, it will be a difficult pill to swallow, but it is essential that you consume this if you wish to join my fellow Neo-liberals and me in seeing the Matrix.
Allow me to lead you through a mental metaMorpheus that will give you clarity, if not solace.
You may find the climate alarmism Trinity – rapidly rising seas, temperatures, and incidence of severe weather – hard to hack, but this trilogy of thought-provoking tales will Switch your thinking as you de-Cypher critical codes:
Alas, you need not be an Oracle to understand that we are not heading for a climate Apoc-alypse. You need only to choose the red pill to see how the Agent Smiths of the world (Portuguese comic rising even faster than global sea level) will do anything to protect their control of the Matrix.
It is a difficult path, but the truth serum that is our digital red pill at BIG Media enables you to smash through mental barriers like a Tank.
If you intended to take neither pill and inadvertently made it through all the rows in this column, I guess you really blue it. You are now, at last, well-red.