We’re still in the holiday gift shopping procrastination zone, before panic sets in, but we’re circling the city limits — so consider this article your gentle push notification to smash that order button on the Le Creuset bread oven your partner has been ogling all year. The clock is ticking to act before you get stuck in vague shipping-time purgatory, otherwise known as the liminal space window when you realize your bubbe’s beloved chip and dip platter may or may not arrive in time for Hanukkah. Of course, there are the big-box retailers that have dialed in fast shipping times (that are reliable, too), and that’s where Walmart (yes, really) comes in clutch with a range of visible, precise estimates on when you can expect your gift. There’s even a Get It Fast section, where you can get a whole smorgasbord of, say, kitchen tools and countertop appliances delivered to your doorstep within as little as an hour, depending on your location.
You have enough to do this year (that bûche de Noël isn’t going to roll itself), so the trusty Eater shopping team sifted through the best holiday finds and food gifts that will ship fast from Walmart — because someone’s uncle (me?) needs this giant, whiskey-filled dreidel.
This cheery red slow cooker is $30 off
Every family has one: the slow-cooker-obsessed braising maven who’s constantly looking for new additions to their forever stew, and who could probably stand to use a much better model than the questionable Crockpot they scooped at a garage sale in 1988. This festive Hamilton Beach model packs seven quarts of brew and stew space, and it even comes with a mini food warmer for dips and appetizers.
For smaller kitchens, a trusty hand mixer
KitchenAid sets the bar high for stand mixers with its top-notch construction and sleek, Art Deco design, and its handheld model can come in just as clutch for the giftee with less storage space.
A cute new water bottle for hikes, walks, and long drives
Help your giftee escape the cult of St*nley cups with this checker-print water bottle, which has a little yeehaw swag in the form of a cowboy boot charm.
The perfect ornament for their kitchen tabletop tree
From lasagna ornaments to Spam ornaments, Walmart has a surprisingly robust selection of John Derian-esque tree embellishments that look way more expensive than they are. These sparkling pink Snoball ornaments are selling fast, so add to cart before they’re gone.
This easy-to-use pod coffee machine
Eater’s special projects director Lesley Suter is a fan of Keurig’s pod coffee makers, because they’re so easy to use and are especially handy to have when you’ve got company staying over (and rising at different times) in need of coffee. This sleek machine is currently under $50 and is available with same-day delivery in some areas.
These retro-inspired lidded bowls
Don’t sleep on The Pioneer Woman for vibey kitchen decor; the brand is kind of like if Laura Ashley and Dolly Parton had a home decor lovechild with a penchant for scalloped edges and floral motifs. This trio of retro-inspired, dishwasher-safe bowls is very At Home With Amy Sedaris (read: positive), and comes with lids for storage — plus, it’s available for overnight delivery.
For the host with the most
We’re in prime chip and dip season, folks. This set of ceramic chip and dip bowls can work for any season, but the real winning detail for me is that acacia wood tray, which feels very Crate & Barrel.
Stuff their stocking (with a meat thermometer)
Life is full of risks, but undercooked chicken shouldn’t be one of them. This digital meat thermometer has a bright LED display, so your giftee will be able to clearly read the temp on their holiday roast.
Not seeing your perfect present yet? Check out the rest of Eater’s holiday gift guides here.
